babywaffen
This and some head>>>>
waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)
evil infodumping where you just tell lies
older brother
you can't use a portal gun to have sex with your own butt because every time you thrust your butt would get further away. You'd be like tantalus in the garden
every culture has a little dish that just translates to “we threw everything into that fucking pot we’re poor”
sucking dick and cock its like oh my god time and place. And you did it at my birthday dinner
